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Achievements
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Career Milestone 1
Finish the You're Hired! cutscene.
96.2% global
Career Milestone 2
Finish the Intro to Morale Officers cutscene.
83.0% global
Career Milestone 3
Finish the Fitness Program cutscene.
41.2% global
Career Milestone 4
Finish the Morning Petroleum cutscene.
23.6% global
Career Milestone 5
Finish the Mom and Dad of Invention cutscene.
9.0% global
Social Engineer
Listen to all worker thoughts in a level.
29.2% global
King of Verbosity
Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge.
22.3% global
Queen of Inefficiency
Solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of seconds required by the speed challenge.
70.3% global
Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust
Your solution fails more than 50% of the time.
33.9% global
Worker's Comp: Crushing It
A worker is a crushed by an appliance.
50.4% global
Worker's Comp: Shredding It
A worker is shredded by a shredder.
57.4% global
Worker's Comp: Explosive Failure
A worker exploded.
38.1% global
Worker's Comp: Trust Exercise
A worker fell into an infinite pit.
92.6% global
Worker's Comp: Shrieking Steel Blades
A worker is shredded by a killbot.
13.4% global
Green Optimization Award
Green path fully optimized.
7.5% global
Blue Optimization Award
Blue path fully optimized.
5.4% global
Orange Optimization Award
Orange path fully optimized
4.7% global
Red Optimization Award
Red path fully optimized.
3.5% global
Excellent Instruction Follower
All levels complete. Congratulations.
5.1% global
