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Achievements
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You sneaky sausage!
find 25 secret rooms
9.1% global
You'll float too
grab that freaky balloon
23.9% global
Baby, you make me wish I had three hands
Check out the babes
21.2% global
Old school cool
unlock the Rad Boy mode
8.9% global
Pussy...cat
Complete the game on the easiest mode
7.9% global
"Hello, World!"
Use 25 computers
8.7% global
Secret lemonade drinker
Use 10 vending machines
42.5% global
A winner is you!
beat the game on the hardest setting
2.2% global
Hurt me plenty
Unlock hard mode
12.9% global
Misunderstood
Make friends with Incy Wincy
2.5% global
This is my boom stick
Make 100 kills
43.9% global
Walk the dinosaur
Pop the dino egg
9.1% global
With great beard comes great responsibility
Don the famous hat and beard
8.3% global
This is getting a bit wierd
Use 25 vending machines
16.2% global
Konkey Dong
Ride the purple barrel like a boss
2.2% global
You've got a problem!
Use 50 vending machines
9.3% global
Golden Joystick
Hit 2500 in Scumbros mode and prove you are a real games master
1.8% global
I don't step on toes...I step on necks
Make 500 kills
18.1% global
Bad Karma + 1
you were the monster all along! Press the button to kill defenseless aliens
15.0% global
Special delivery!
hit an enemy with a grenade attached to a moving platform
6.6% global
