Find the play button to start a new game.

Blast 30 enemies into particle trails.

Blast 50 enemies into particle trails.

Reward yourself after 200 kills.

Acquire the Triple Threat weapon.

Make it through 10 evolutions.

Survive 100 evolutions.

You made it past generation 2.

Fire 5 shots at once.

Fire a partially-rear spread.

Fire the spread shot weapon.

Promote inner healing through self-meditation.

Get-the-heck-out because your mom is calling.

Fight your way past 1000 enemy ships.

3000 kills in one life.

Get more than 10000 kills in one session.

Hit the AGAIN button at least once.

Run the game in cheat mode.

Unlock all four Space Game Junkie cheat codes.

Cheat your way to victory. (Fudge the numbers.)

Use the generation hyperspace thing-a-ma-jig to zot past 100 generations.

Heal from day 1.