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Dev.Id Games / IV Productions · 6 Dec 2019
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Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem! Prove that you are not a Noob reaching the perfect score of 8888! 8===> A tough game for tough gamers!
***** IF YOU OWN THIS GAME, YOU ARE RICH! *****
(or you are a friend of the developer)
Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem!
ASTROPUPPA will challenge you in a colourful (black and white) 3D (not true, it's 2D) battle (most of the time) against rocks a lot of stupid space things and creatures!
Your aim is to reach the perfect run with 8888 points.
If you don't manage to do it, it means you are a noob.
So, please, if you fail, don't tell that the game is too hard or whatever. It's because YOU-ARE-A-NOOOOB.
Game features:
Fourteen (13) levels with a lot of unpredictable things;
Audio FX produced by mouth;
hand-drawn (not exactly) Asteroids-like graphics;
enhanced instructions to become an ASTROPUPPA Jedi;
many many white pixels and an incredible number of black pixels;
hard gameplay mechanics to test how much time you can resist without getting angry and destroying the keyboard;
hypocritical elements completely unuseful for people without a human sensibility;
press keys randomly and maybe something will happen.
TIP1: PAUSE KILLS!
TIP2: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
And last but not least, if you are a NOOB and you are not able to win at this game, don't put a bad review. PUPPA again. The game costs less than ***** $ 200 *****, not so much for you (and you are a rich guy), it is not long as the bible, so you can find the 20-30 minutes to play it, everyday. For 20-30 years at least!
So, if you put a bad review, it means you surrended and that you are a NOOB!
PUPPA!!!
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