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The Right Way
Pick Anon Mask
72.6% global
Point of no return
Pick Cancer Mask
48.9% global
Modern Hero
Kill Cancer on the first mission
67.6% global
You're no /b/rother to me
Kill anons on the first mission
14.5% global
Generation ABU
Kill anons on the first mission
25.7% global
I am a legal alien
Kill cancer on the first mission
27.1% global
Builder
Take the builder quest
51.6% global
Guard
Take the guard quest
29.4% global
An exploding sucess
Explode the building
19.7% global
Speechmeister
Get to jail after talking to police
10.7% global
Straight outta Bitardia
Get to jail after showing the video
38.8% global
Direct hit
Get to jail after entering the police station
14.4% global
Solid Snake
Get to jail while taking the camera
12.9% global
Loser
Cancel the note-finding mission
17.2% global
I love it!
You have finished the note-finding mission
36.8% global
Lookie, who we have here!
Finish the "Fifth Column" quest
13.3% global
Caravan robba
Rob the caravan
12.8% global
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
Get arrested for spoiling the stand
26.5% global
Forbidden love
Finish the "QT 3.14" quest
21.1% global
Shut Up And Take My Money!
Buy a pillow for anon
12.9% global
PROFIT!!!
Get some cash on arena
14.8% global
Professional
More than 100 killed on arena
14.9% global
The Shawshank redemption
Break out of prison
40.3% global
Good times, huh?
Served a term in prison
25.9% global
Liberator
Rescue the hostage
19.9% global
I hate these people
Finish the "Hotline Bitardia" quest
17.0% global
Sharper
Beat anon in cards
17.1% global
Victim of the regime
To die, refusing to work on the Abu
17.8% global
Recruitment
Agree to work on Abu
28.5% global
Spooky Scary /B/itards
Finish a halloween-quests
13.8% global
Jon Snow
Finish the "Winter is coming" quest
19.5% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
7.3% global
Paranoia
Finish the "Missing part" quest
7.7% global
Wheel of Fortune
Finish the "Fifth wheel" quest
12.6% global
Let's Be Real
Take care of the hospital
13.6% global
Royale With Cheese
Return anon's debt
13.8% global
Nothing to Lose
Take care of the bank
13.4% global
Follow the Beige Box
Agree to work for resistance
7.5% global
The End of Bitardia
Get the main ending
6.8% global
Brave New World
Get an alternate ending
3.2% global
