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Gulag'd
Get sent to the Gulag
46.9% global
Truth in Advertising
Hear what Wate has to say.
45.3% global
Too Much to Handle
Have a heart attack.
33.2% global
Stable Time Loop
Again... and again... and again...
50.9% global
Imagination
It was all in your head.
65.0% global
Good As A Goose Can Be
The goose stares at you awkwardly rather than hurting you.
27.8% global
Medical Bills
The goose broke your arm.
39.3% global
Earth Bound
Unresponsive.
30.0% global
Flashback?
Attend your anniversary dinner.
34.0% global
Origins.
From a time long gone...
25.3% global
Highly Suspect
Something seemed off about that woman.
32.4% global
Score!
Score another date.
35.6% global
Simulacrum
I'm just a little person...
35.2% global
Story time!
Get Karen to tell you a story.
58.1% global
