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Starving
Beat the Great Virus.
59.7% global
Short Circuit
Beat Mega Exterminator.
34.6% global
Dethroned
Beat King Diaphragm.
29.6% global
Basic Condom
Accomplish Mike's Condom Stage.
30.1% global
Strawberry Condom
Accomplish Sammy's Condom Stage.
13.9% global
Ice Condom
Accomplish Tommy's Condom Stage.
12.8% global
Grape Condom
Accomplish Beth's Condom Stage.
12.2% global
Vitamin Mike
Catch Mike's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.
21.7% global
Vitamin Sammy
Catch Sammy's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.
12.8% global
Vitamin Tommy
Catch Tommy's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.
12.8% global
Vitamin Beth
Catch Beth's Vitamins for all stages: B3, L-arginine and L-citrulline.
11.7% global
Vitamin for all
Catch all the vitamins from all the stage characters.
11.7% global
The Basketball Player's Last Score
Win the game with Mike.
24.5% global
You are More than a Cheerleader
Win the game with Sammy.
13.4% global
This Game is Nonsense, Persnickety Nerd
Win the game with Tommy.
12.8% global
Nurse: Take Care of Our Planet
Win the game with Beth.
12.8% global
We all Won Life's Most Important Race
Win with all game characters: Mike, Sammy, Tommy and Beth.
12.8% global
Hidden Achievement
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11.1% global
Cleaner
Destroy 150 organisms with Mike's Epididymis Stage hormone without dying or restarting the stage.
26.8% global
Disinfecting
Destroy All Blue Virus in Sammy's Fallopian Tubes Stage without dying or restarting the stage.
11.1% global
Discovering Passable Walls
Find All Passable Walls in the Strawberry Condom Stage without dying or restarting the stage.
12.8% global
Secret Teleport
Find the Teleport that Beth uses to access a secret area.
12.2% global
Nobody Respects the Game Designer
Find the Helper Cell that says that Nobody respects the game designer.
11.7% global
Fired
Beat Chief Morning-After Pill.
25.1% global
