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Achievements
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Our Daily Bread
Consume your first find.
74.9% global
Skilled Labor
Learn to work for change.
68.3% global
I Believe in Change
Get Bugzy his due.
65.8% global
Hato Sensei
Learn about Shuriken Pigeon.
63.4% global
Bird Culture
Meet the Pigeon Lady.
60.0% global
Short Fused
Deliver Mr. Jello's package.
48.6% global
Street Cred
Earn some respect.
36.6% global
Go East!
Meet the good doctor.
29.5% global
Alcohol Alchemy
Complete the presentation of Fus Doh Beer.
29.3% global
As unseen on CCTV
Destroy EvilWay's surveillance equipment.
21.3% global
U Marks the Spot
Finish the investigation of the EvilWay secret EvilLab.
20.9% global
First Try
Find the Safehouse.
15.3% global
Twice the Pride, Double The Fall
Knock a corrupt politician down a peg.
13.3% global
Organically Sauced
Prepare Hot Dogs for beachgoers.
11.2% global
Broteins
Feed Little Bro.
9.2% global
Heimlich Maneuver
Retrieve the EvilWay security key card.
8.5% global
Clever Use of Gameplay Mechanics
"Win" the fight on the rooftop.
8.4% global
Art School Reject
Get a grade of F when drawing.
27.6% global
Artiste
Achieve a grade of A when drawing.
57.2% global
This is Just a Tribute
Pay off a bug raid.
18.4% global
F
Paid (with) your respects.
17.7% global
Fine! I'll do it Myself!
Decide to defend your base.
28.4% global
Dressed To Kill
Apply a costume to your pigeon.
7.0% global
Doversace
Collect all costumes for your pigeons.
2.2% global
Mamma Mia
Try Italian cuisine.
12.6% global
Ultimate Hunger
Try American cuisine.
14.3% global
Long John Bronze
Support John's business.
26.9% global
All His Flavors Are Guaranteed To Satisfy
Support Richard's business.
26.2% global
Three Weeks
Die of hunger.
7.7% global
Three Days
Die of dehydration.
3.8% global
Feel the Force Flow Through You
Die as a result of electrical shock.
13.4% global
Cover More Ground
Blow up.
20.8% global
Terminal Velocity
Fall from too high.
5.9% global
Vehicular Manslaughter
Get into a fatal traffic accident.
3.5% global
Three Minutes
Drown.
12.9% global
Obsolete Technology
Interact with a phone booth.
24.8% global
Rage Against the Machine
Obtain a free product from a vending machine.
25.3% global
Favorite Machine at the Gym
Buy a drink or snack from a vending machine.
25.4% global
Most Wanted
Become a five-star player.
22.0% global
Reverse Bribe
Try to get money from the BPD.
59.8% global
Home Field Advantage
Defend successfully from a raid.
27.8% global
Hotel du Parc
Sleep on a bench for at least 8 hours.
5.9% global
Every Penny Counts
Pawn 0.01$ worth of items.
11.4% global
Beast of Burden
Fill Carl's inventory.
40.1% global
You Can Do That!?
Transport a passenger on Carl.
34.4% global
Everybody Knows My Name
Earn 10 respect.
16.5% global
Bum Corleone
Earn 50 respect.
3.3% global
Reach Second Base
Liberate another base location.
23.1% global
All Your Base are Belong to Us
Liberate all base locations.
8.2% global
For My Cap
Find a feather.
45.7% global
Fine Feathers
Find 10 feathers.
12.1% global
In High Feather
Find 25 feathers.
3.8% global
In Full Feather
Find all feathers.
2.1% global
Base Decor
Collect a blueprint.
44.0% global
Best Laid Plans
Collect 10 blueprints.
14.6% global
Grand Design
Collect all blueprints.
2.5% global
Level 2 Crook
Level up.
61.7% global
Level 8 Bum
Attain level 8.
27.7% global
Level 15 Creep
Attain level 15.
13.8% global
Level 30 Boss
Attain level 30.
4.3% global
Petty Cash
Earn 25$.
40.8% global
Benjamin
Earn 100$.
15.3% global
Bumelon Musk
Earn 500$.
4.7% global
Target Practice
Complete one shooting gallery side quest.
19.4% global
Perfect Aim
Complete all shooting gallery side quests.
6.6% global
Rewarding Your Rugged Individualism
Complete a Richman's side quest.
29.8% global
Trickle-down Economics
Complete all Richman's side quests.
5.9% global
For Science!
Complete a Dr. East's side quest.
14.2% global
Summa Bum Laude
Complete all Dr. East's side quests.
5.5% global
Jokey's Surprise
Complete a Mr. Jello's side quest.
18.8% global
Instrument of Vengeance
Complete all Mr. Jello's side quests.
6.1% global
Secret Stash
Complete a Trixie's side quest.
8.4% global
She Might Have a Problem
Complete all Trixie's side quests.
4.7% global
Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Urinate on a puking person.
4.6% global
Al-chemical Genius
Smelt aluminum for the first time.
19.2% global
Cu-rrent Conductor
Smelt copper for the first time.
13.5% global
Project Gutenberg
Create paper for the first time.
8.1% global
Big Tobacco
Produce a pack of cigarettes.
5.5% global
Roasted Greens
Roast a vegetable or a fruit.
8.0% global
Street Food Gourmet
Cook the Bum's Special.
2.9% global
Garden Variety
Harvest any homegrown plant.
16.2% global
Sustainable Farming
Harvest a sustainable homegrown plant.
7.3% global
Secret Ingredient
Accelerate plant growth with guano.
12.5% global
Liquid Lightning
Discover the Flash Bourbon recipe.
4.0% global
Soylent Green
Discover the Green Goo Vodka recipe.
4.0% global
Royale Treatment
Discover the Clown Royale recipe.
3.5% global
Faster than Light
Fully upgrade Pigeon Shuriken.
12.3% global
Extreme Weather
Fully upgrade Pigeonado.
10.7% global
Death by a Thousand Cuts
Fully upgrade Peckers.
7.1% global
Squatter
Recruit a Creep in your base.
13.2% global
Mission Creep
Acquire resources from a minion sent on a mission.
11.2% global
BFF
Hang a tribute for your best friend in your base.
3.5% global
High Hygiene
Take a shower.
4.4% global
Lockpicking 100
"Pick" a lock.
22.9% global
Zap!
One-shot a Bug Shaman with an electrifying projectile.
2.3% global
Naked Knight
Destroy the armor of a Bug Knight with an exploding projectile.
4.5% global
Chilled Pee Soup
Urinate on your own fridge.
2.6% global
With the Fishes
Throw a Bug into the ocean.
17.7% global
Not in Kansas Anymore
Catch 10 things in a single Pigeonado.
7.2% global
Best Part
Listen to the whole main menu song.
38.0% global
In Charge of Charge
Charge the battery.
6.9% global
TRIANGULATE!
Place antennas in three different bases.
6.4% global
How Dare You!
Attempt to interrupt the villain's monologue.
3.0% global
You're A-Maze-ing
Solve the EvilWay maze.
6.0% global
From Bones to Dust
Complete the main story.
5.9% global
