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Capital Caps / C4 Studios · 5 Jan 2026
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Step into the crypto blockchain: smash clicks, farm parody coins, and mess with a full command-driven console that teaches you terms, indicators, chart types like Heikin Ashi, and hidden mini-games all wrapped in a satire-rich clicker.
Welcome to C4 Clicker: First Mint, a clicker game where fake coins are serious business (not really).
This isn’t your average idle game. It’s a crypto parody packed with ridiculous token farming, market chaos, and just enough trading knowledge to confuse your inner bag-holder.
💸 FEATURES: • Click to mint worthless coins faster than a scam DAO • Unlock Steam Inventory Items as in-game drops • Earn all Steam Achievements in one wild ride • Use the in-game console to explore real-world trading concepts → Indicators, charting, trend analysis, FOMO, mini games — all gamified • Parody crypto culture, rug pulls, and late-night trading YouTubers
🎮 No blockchain. No NFTs. Just satire, Steam items, and fake financial clout.
You won't get rich. But you will click.
⏳ Drops occur every 60 minutes.
Each drop produces a real Steam inventory item that can be traded or sold on the Community Market.
No real-world cryptocurrency. Just parody tokens, market chaos, and the thrill of the mint.
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