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Little Dog Games / Simplicity Games · 28 May 2026
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Meet the local mechanic from the village of "Bumfuck Nowhere". Run your own car repair shop, hustle and cut corners however you can, but be careful! You probably don't want to get on the bad side of the local businessman, Christopher Kingman...
Welcome to the "Bumfuck Nowhere" — a dusty little town where nothing works quite right and everyone knows everyone’s business.
And in the middle of this glorious mess — shining like a knight in slightly greasy armor — there’s you...
Step into the shoes of a mechanic running his own business in a typical Polish village of the 1990s.
Money’s tight, so you’ll need to get creative and cut corners wherever possible:
As long as your masterpiece doesn't fall apart the moment it leaves the garage - that's profit! But things don't always go so smoothly. If a repair doesn't go according to plan, the customer will come back - and definitely not in a friendly mood.
Try your hand as a painter - you can do it properly or do it cheap, it's all up to you! Painting over rust never killed anybody.
If it's round enough, that means it can be a steering wheel! Your wallet is empty, so original parts are out of the question.
A sponge will do the job just as well as an air filter, and if you can't see the difference, why pay extra?
Diluting gasoline with water doesn't surprise anyone in this village anymore, but getting a car started on a mix of beer and vodka? Now that's a real achievement.
Uh-oh, did you get on someone's bad side? Someone clearly trashed your garage out of spite - time for a little renovation!
Repair classic Eastern European cars using bizarre and creative methods:
Running a garage is about more than just repairs. You'll need to balance costs, service quality, and your own profit, because every decision may have consequences. Outside the garage, additional story-driven tasks await you, guiding you through the story of John the Mechanic and letting you venture beyond the workshop to get to know the surrounding area and its residents.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your wrench and discover the beginning of John the Mechanic's story - a man who ends up on the wrong side of a local businessman.
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