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Achievements
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Pickled
Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
33.4% global
Bright
Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
13.2% global
Gadgeteer
Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
33.0% global
Scholar
Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
34.4% global
Knifethrower
Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
19.8% global
Sidekick
Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
15.8% global
Beeroisseur
Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
20.3% global
Shakespearean
Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
59.8% global
Ludophile
Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.
14.5% global
Warlord
Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.
18.0% global
Spacefarer
Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
13.5% global
Chatty
Your robot passed the Turing Test.
11.6% global
Celebrity
Mark wrote a positive article about you.
69.8% global
Bionic
It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
24.0% global
Rebellious
Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.
10.1% global
Heartbreaker
Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.
12.3% global
Oracle
Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
20.2% global
Doctor
Earned your doctorate.
58.0% global
Halloweener
Attended Mark's costume party.
21.9% global
Terrible
Died in the earliest possible place.
13.9% global
Philanthropist
Started a large charitable organization.
4.9% global
Cultist
Started a cult around your robot.
13.4% global
Novelist
Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.
3.7% global
Character
Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.
2.7% global
KITTy
Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
18.4% global
Spouse
Got married!
53.2% global
Elfin
Your robot was a good little elf.
18.9% global
Beloved
Your company threw a surprise party for you.
34.4% global
Resilient
A company you founded survived its startup phase.
50.8% global
Hero
Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.
8.4% global
Rockin'
Learned a password.
15.7% global
Transformative
Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
16.4% global
Numismatist
Earned a coin.
40.9% global
Hacker
Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.
4.1% global
Florist
Made use of the language of flowers.
20.9% global
Patriot
America won the war.
35.6% global
Rebel
Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
38.8% global
Escapee
Loyal robots freed you from prison.
13.1% global
Founder
Started a new country.
26.0% global
Holiday
Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.
1.6% global
Canuck
Fled to Canada.
49.3% global
Neurosurgeon
Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.
4.7% global
Pardoned
Freed from jail by order of the President.
45.5% global
Cleared
Got a Top Secret clearance.
40.1% global
Blockbuster
Saw the White House blow up.
5.9% global
Bodyguard
Escorted the President from the White House.
2.9% global
Safecracker
Got inside the Top Secret room.
8.3% global
Kingmaker
Gave your robot control over all the other robots.
9.5% global
Spook
Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
11.9% global
Gourmand
Your robots tried lutefisk.
11.9% global
Partybot
Your robots got a little tipsy.
48.4% global
Trio
Had a very special night with your two loves.
11.9% global
Robophile
Married a robot.
36.3% global
Hat Trick
Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
33.5% global
Kinkadian
Made some popular paintings.
9.6% global
Crimefighter
You and the Crusader fight crime.
9.5% global
Rocker
Played Freebird. Sort of.
14.4% global
Somethingian
I'm very sure that's a real religion.
2.3% global
Mastermind
You basically rule the world.
11.7% global
Filial
You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
63.0% global
Trophy
If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
15.5% global
Nostalgic
Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.
14.9% global
Chipped
Got a chip in your head.
42.8% global
Doubled
Made a robot double of yourself.
46.2% global
Celebratory
Celebrated a birthday party.
49.8% global
Alive
Made it to the end without dying.
60.3% global
Lunatic
Your robots headed for the moon.
2.5% global
Officiant
Presided over a human-robot wedding.
8.5% global
Honored
You were honored at the White House in your old age.
3.7% global
First Mate
Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.
2.7% global
Singular
Joined the collective mind of the robots.
7.1% global
Tragic Hero
Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.
1.2% global
