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You Call Those Lyrics?
Get fired and feel bad about it.
82.7% global
Set Phasers to Snoop
Immediately start doing what you said you wouldn’t.
68.7% global
I Love the Cuttleboys
Pay tribute to the greatest band of all time.
51.9% global
Hook, Line and Sinker
Behold! My stuff!
54.9% global
THE CHOWDER BITES BACK
Crack down on crime!
53.7% global
Oh Snap, It’s Bobby Blob!
Remember? From the hallway scene?
41.3% global
Making Frank Proud
You literally just killed a guy. You monster.
53.4% global
Dog Ending
So it was all your work!
18.3% global
Paragon Ending
I’m Clam Man, and this is my favorite ending in the game.
49.0% global
Sweet Clam Man
Abuse a jellyfish.
20.2% global
WATCH OUT
Oh no! He can’t hear us! He has earpods in!
53.5% global
Promise Nothing, Deliver Less
Go get your money back, you jobber.
56.2% global
Service-Minded
The customer is always right. And annoying.
49.5% global
Huge, Steaming Bowl Of Foreshadowing
Because that's great writing.
59.5% global
Handling The Crack
Don't worry, it's perfectly Safe.
54.8% global
