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Time-machine
You have met the time-traveler
86.9% global

Donor
You have given a life to the thing
88.8% global

I'm Tyrone
You have punished someone by penalty for smoking
60.5% global

Fairy
You have washed the dishes
66.5% global

They've killed Malvin! You bastards!
You have lubricated the engine
77.2% global

To the bottom!
You have fed the ducks
62.5% global

One does not simply...
...cheat the troll
49.6% global

Necromant
You have tried to resurrect someone
55.4% global

Childfree
You have saved the world
31.5% global

Holy sh*t
You have gone out of moral horizons. You are awful
52.9% global

Mr. Clean
You have cleaned out the spot
53.6% global

Chef
You have cooked a tasty soup
31.9% global

Childfree 2.0: Revenge
I am rubber and you are glue
21.1% global

ESKETIT!
You have beaten down the culture
33.3% global

Eugenics
You have raised the angel
46.7% global

Untermensch
You have completed a level at rank 'C'
83.1% global

Ubermensch
You’ve completed a level at rank 'B'
31.5% global

Above the Ubermensch
You have completed a level at rank 'A'
3.9% global

Basement-dweller
You have left the house
17.7% global

Gagarin
You have flown into space
13.8% global

Master-thief
You have opened the safe
12.4% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
12.4% global

SCP-087
You have complited a bonus level
9.4% global

Point of no return
You have played more than 2 hours already
7.6% global

Many thanks to you
You have got the game
99.8% global

Healthy lifestyle
Take 1000 steps
75.3% global

Silent shitmaker
You have successfully done 10 skillcheck’s
80.3% global

Looser
You are defecated. Really
97.7% global

Forever alone
You have scared off birds 10 times
71.9% global