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Achievements
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Complete Chapter 1
Get ELON home.
76.9% global
Complete Chapter 2
Get ELON into bed.
38.4% global
Complete Chapter 3
Get ELON some help.
17.9% global
Complete Chapter 4
Get ELON ready to go.
20.5% global
Complete Chapter 5
Get ELON away from the evil drones.
12.8% global
Complete Chapter 6
Find Gilbert.
10.2% global
Complete Chapter 7
Get ELON back.
10.2% global
Complete Chapter 8
Get ELON home.
7.6% global
Beezos Complete
Get ELON home.
20.5% global
Flawless Victory
ELON has never been so healthy.
10.2% global
An Unusual Find
This doesn't belong here.
20.5% global
Itty Bitty Robit Committee
How many Robits does it take to change a light bulb?
5.1% global
Burning Man
Leave no witnesses to ELON's speech.
7.6% global
Burning Bush
Eighteen giga-watts of power. That bush never saw it coming.
20.5% global
I Am The All-seeing Eye
Confront Gilbert.
10.2% global
Lights Out
Access the research facility without occular inputs.
10.2% global
AI Master
Complete a driving level in Chapter 5 or later without any overclocking assistance.
5.1% global
Speed Demon
Speed run unlocked.
7.6% global
Squeaky Clean
Get ELON clean. Really really clean.
10.2% global
Edison Complete
Get ELON home on Edison or higher difficulty.
7.6% global
ELON Complete
Get ELON home on ELON difficulty.
2.5% global
