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Achievements
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Participation Award
Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
89.9% global
Not So Permanent After All
Alter your permanent record.
77.0% global
Locker Blocker
Get access to your locker.
62.1% global
Hoochaholic
Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
66.0% global
Pummeling Puffs
Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
15.8% global
Guerilla Marketer
Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
49.7% global
Rope-A-Dope
Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
42.5% global
About Damn Time
Return overdue book to librarian.
41.8% global
Ready For Rod
Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
38.1% global
Printer Pal
Fix Grandma's printer.
32.0% global
My Girl
Get rid of the wasp nest.
30.7% global
Hobo Habitat
Give Hobo Moe a new home.
30.0% global
Operation Intrude n313
Sneak into Golden Haze.
29.3% global
Send Nudes
Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
28.6% global
Juvenile Delinquent
Get arrested.
28.2% global
Mission Permission
Forge a signature on the permission slip.
27.5% global
Look Ma, I Can Fly!
Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
26.3% global
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber
Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
26.3% global
Mission Impassable
Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
26.2% global
Eye For Detail
Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
26.1% global
A Long Road Ahead
Complete Chapter 1.
26.1% global
Marriage Counselor
Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
24.0% global
Don't Slurp That
Give a condom to a boy in need.
16.9% global
Chick'n Coop
Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
27.5% global
Third Wheel
Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
22.7% global
Puny Express
Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
17.6% global
Scarred For Life
Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
35.5% global
Huff The Magic Dragon
Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
35.1% global
The World Can Wait
Complete all optional sidequests.
10.4% global
Creepy Peepy Boy
Gain access to the girl's locker room.
17.6% global
A Bushy Tale
Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
5.1% global
Die Of Boredom
Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
7.6% global
Desperate Times
Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
2.2% global
Project Runway
Collect every costume.
2.5% global
Burned By Bernie
Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
2.8% global
Locker Stalker
Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
5.3% global
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen
Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
13.9% global
Hurt Me More
Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
69.3% global
Survivalist
Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
6.6% global
Back In My Day
Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
7.3% global
Your Lemons Suck
Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
25.1% global
Every Town Has An Elm Street
Find a nightmarish costume.
29.3% global
Chill Out
Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
8.2% global
Judge A Book By Its Cover
Learn about 30 different library book titles.
6.7% global
Jeremiah 29:12
Convince someone that you're God.
22.6% global
Lost Prophet
Find every Jesus.
4.1% global
Gotta Got 'Em All
Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
2.1% global
Get To Know Shark Dad
Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
31.7% global
Speed Demon
Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
2.1% global
Blue Brailles
Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
27.0% global
Distraction With Action
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
12.0% global
Distraction With Attraction
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
48.2% global
Freaky Flasher
Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
9.0% global
PermaPeeper
Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
5.7% global
Coming Clean
Find Señor Cleanfist.
9.4% global
