Capture a baby within 2 seconds of spawning.

Capture a baby from 3 different teams in a single round.

Hit 3 other dads with a single punch.

Deny the capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.

Lock the doors and deny a capture of your baby on a dad just steps from his door.

Raise your totem to the top in Totem Toppers.

Capture a fat baby.

Win 10 times in Sudden Dad Overtime.

Win a game of Smash 'N Grab without ever letting go of your baby.

Hit a dad with his own skull.

Hit 100 other dads by throwing your own baby.

Hit a dad with your own fat baby.

Hit a dad with his own baby.

Punch a Diaper Brick out of mid air.

Win a Diaper Sniper round by eliminating three other dads yourself.

Eliminate another dad within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.

Eliminate yourself within 2 seconds of the start of a Diaper Sniper round.

Climb 500 floors in Corporate Ladder.

Climb 1000 floors in Corporate Ladder.

Climb 5000 floors in Corporate Ladder.

Punch 1000 coins out of other dads.

Finish a Corporate Ladder game without picking up any coins.

Participate in 100 games of Smash 'n Grab.

Participate in 100 games of Diaper Sniper.

Participate in 100 games of Corporate Ladder.