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YOU'RE FIRED
Fire another player
57.1% global
Getting productive
Complete all your tasks
94.9% global
Pack your things
Get fired
82.0% global
Number two
Get promoted to the assistant
52.6% global
Janitor
Become the janitor
64.1% global
Popular
Receive a phone call
70.6% global
Keep on slacking
Win a game as a slacker
44.5% global
Risky virus
Infect manager's computer
12.9% global
Who poisoned me?
Take 5 shit in the same game
8.2% global
Repairman
Update the firmware of 100 cameras
0.5% global
No witnesses
Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
26.5% global
Burp!
Drink 100 beers
0.5% global
Who did this?
Enable servers after disabling them
14.4% global
Minesweeper grand master
Win 100 Minesweeper games
0.3% global
Snake grand master
Get a score over 60 at Snake
0.5% global
Trust issues
Fire your own assistant
11.2% global
The traitor
Win as a Slacker Assistant
3.3% global
Sticky Bandits
Place 15 sticky notes in one game
2.5% global
On a Roll!
As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row
2.0% global
Crossed
Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
6.7% global
World's best janitor
As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
14.5% global
Don't mind me
Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
4.5% global
IT guy
Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
13.1% global
Risky note
Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
21.2% global
Smokers Cough
Smoke 100 cigarettes
2.6% global
Dance Dance Dale & Dawson
Dance for 3 min straight in one game
2.5% global
Employee of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
0.6% global
Sowing the seeds of doubt
Email the manager from another players PC
3.5% global
Slacker of the month
Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
0.4% global
This will go to HR
Get fired as Manager
14.0% global
I'm the boss NOW
Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
9.5% global
UGH dammmit
Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
19.2% global
Picasso from the office
Hang a drawing on the display board
11.6% global
Firefighter
Extinguish 50 Fires
0.3% global
Changed my mind
Be demoted from assistant
8.6% global
Receptionist is that you?
Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
7.0% global
Hidden Achievement
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0.8% global
Hidden Achievement
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0.8% global
