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1991
Collect all the secret tapes
5.0% global
Hello, this is Pablo
Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
2.5% global
Bean Machine
Eat all the bean types
2.9% global
The stones on this guy
Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
4.1% global
Vicious
Fend off the police without being shot.
2.8% global
Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
2.9% global
Tony Jones
Buy every newspaper
3.5% global
The Martian is a bad movie
Survive a full month on Mars.
3.2% global
Root Vegetables
Beat the game
4.2% global
Old
Have over $9000
4.8% global
Moriyama-san
Complete your record collection
4.2% global
Good morning videogames!
Start a new game plus
3.7% global
Two Baboons at once
Destroy two enemies at the same time
39.9% global
Mr. Bean
Eat 5 bean types.
4.9% global
Nice
Have 69% hunger.
5.5% global
Well... this is low
Successfully rob a bike on the street
9.2% global
Smarter than smoking
Never buy cigarettes.
3.5% global
THIS is REAL fun
Chill for over an hour
2.8% global
The absolute madman
Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike
4.2% global
World’s fastest pizza
Take a pizza delivery job.
10.4% global
Aquaman talks to water, not fish
Buy fish from the fishermen
7.8% global
C.R.E.A.M.
Phone mom for a loan
3.9% global
I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
Eat a snack pack without throwing up
9.3% global
