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Unbelievably Boring F**k
Say 7 incredibly boring things
9.8% global
Hyperstellar Law Official
Say 7 deranged superstar lines
18.9% global
The Opener Of The Eighth Seal
Warn them of the coming end 8 times
4.3% global
Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth
Apologize 10 (!!!) times
16.2% global
Biggest Communism Builder
Employ critical theory 9 times
26.7% global
Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"
Say 10 "traditionalist" things
11.9% global
The World's Most Laughable Centrist
Defend the political centre 7 times
23.6% global
Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood
Preach free market for 9 times
17.9% global
Expert Advanced Remote Viewer
See beyond the veil 6 times
3.1% global
Massive Torque Dork
Yack about machines 4 times
2.3% global
Il Coppo Del'Arte!
Say 5 Art Cop lines
21.3% global
The Most Honourable Cop in The Land
Gather 11 honour points
0.6% global
Enemy Of The Physical Realm
Bang up 5 inanimate objects
11.1% global
The Lawbringer
Say you're the law 7 times
5.9% global
Baddest Of the Bad Cops
Hit an all time low with Kim
2.5% global
Goodest Of The Good Cops
Really get Kim to trust you
32.4% global
Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi
Precinct 57's finest
18.4% global
Hidden Achievement
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2.7% global
The Figurines Won't Win Her Back
They do nothing
11.7% global
Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel
Suit up. Head to toe.
5.2% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
0.6% global
Venture into the HARDCORE
Godspeed
2.8% global
True Detective
Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
0.9% global
Hidden Achievement
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1.3% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
1.7% global
Avowed Inframaterialist
Don't call it a book club.
1.7% global
The Icebreaker
You can still move your face with your fingers.
0.7% global
Networthy Individual
Every day you're husslin'...
1.4% global
Committee of la Responsabilité
Someone should do something about this.
1.5% global
What body?
Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
0.7% global
Medal dispenser
Here, just have one, they're free.
0.7% global
Hardie's Heroes
Pour one out for social democracy
7.7% global
Cause a Shitstorm
You brought this on yourself
0.8% global
Leopard Mindset
*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
1.5% global
Wheel of Pleasure and Light
Reconstruct a vision from the past
2.4% global
Modus: Mullen
It's black-and-white out there
1.1% global
Bother Kim After Hours
He probably won't mind
4.3% global
Baddest Brow in Town
Force Kim to reveal his secrets
2.1% global
Gurdi-Ball Is Lit
Get your pinball on
17.0% global
Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*
You know which one
0.6% global
Spectres of Hope
Glimpse it while you can
0.6% global
Old Flame
Surely, it can be killed with fire
0.6% global
Looks Like Progress
Spinning its wheels
0.6% global
Priceless Facade
Money-smooth streets of gentrification
0.6% global
Now For A Difficult Provenance
Restore all of the hidden photos
0.6% global
