Drink Human Beans

Mysterious Fulfillment Complexes that turn humans into virtual products are being constructed NEAR YOU!

Features:

• Relatable phone-based interaction system.
• Immersive, simulated interactions in an enriching environment.
• A fully-expressive, consent based, dialogue system that provides you with a unique life-affirming personality.

Privileges:

• Multiple opportunities for violence-based stress relief.
• Performance-based promotional opportunities allow for varying experiences of finality and operational re-alignment.
• Advanced placement possible for skilled operators in a non-disclosed field (Security Clearance Required).

Minimum Qualifications:

• Must be able to read, quickly.
• Comfortable with phone-like human interfaces.
• Able to complete assigned tasks independently.

Preferred Qualifications:

• Motivated to solve problems and navigate systems without formal training or a clear directive.
• Resilient to psychologically-demanding scenarios without clear resolutions.
• Possesses a natural inclination for cathartic, violence-based problem-solving.
• Strong desire to generate Value.