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Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.
5 PM. Time to make some beer money.
Have a sip. What can go wrong?
Onward and upward.
Highlights:
One button, one swing.
Upgrades that feel different - no filler material.
A drunk idiot gets hurt for money!
Banjos.
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