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Are You Not So Precious That You Have Gotten Your First Kill?
You have destroyed your first Titan.
88.8% global
How Did You Manage to Come Out of That Unscathed, Anyway?
Destroyed a Titan without having lost any health.
83.6% global
Hidden Achievement
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24.6% global
I am wearing Rohit's Impossibly Blue Pants.
We're not telling. Ask your mother.
4.0% global
I have bested R. Timothy Ambrosia in a test of strength and wills.
Completed the game on any difficulty level.
3.4% global
I have flown on a jellyfish without taking a lick of damage.
Completed I Fly on a Jellyfish without taking any damage.
15.7% global
I have completed my undergraduate degree without receiving an ounce of pain.
Completed Sophomore Means Wise Idiot without taking any damage.
2.3% global
I'm so much better bees. Look at my shiny unscathed body.
Completed The Hive without taking any damage.
1.3% global
I have received half a dozen achievements not even including this one.
Received 6+ other achievements.
2.3% global
Not only that, I received 7 other achievements not including this one!
Received 7+ other achievements.
2.3% global
Okay, now this is getting ridiculous.
Received 8+ other achievements.
2.3% global
