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Achievements
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Hitting the Campaign Trail
You've finally formed your own third party and have hit the campaign trail. Literally.
94.3% global
One Hit Jab
No amount of green apples prepared Jab Bush for that...
29.0% global
I Said No Joe!
The brand of shampoo you use shall remain a mystery.
58.2% global
Beating to the Dance
Boxing glove beats box step.
14.0% global
Seeing Stars
You're pretty sure Ted Bruz will be seeing stars now, if he wasn't seeing them before.
37.4% global
Do Pirates Juggle?
Well, even if they don't you're pretty sure you just juggled a pirate.
19.1% global
En Garde!
Parry, riposte! Wait, is he using a real sword?
17.0% global
Animal Abuse
PETA is probably going to come after you for that one...
34.6% global
The Art of Arrow Catching
You just proved to the world that you've mastered the art of catching an arrow mid-flight.
20.7% global
Kame... Hame...
HAAAAAAAAAA!
16.0% global
Become President
See? A third party candidate CAN make it to the top!
53.7% global
You're Fired!
You gotta say it with just the right accent.
15.6% global
The Conditioner
It's not the worst boxer nickname you could have gotten. Like "Shiny Pony."
14.8% global
Face Plant
It's always funny.
24.3% global
Oh Hi Mom!
It's unfortunate Jab's mother had to witness that.
29.7% global
Not Surprised
You were light on your feet, probably due to past trauma.
26.1% global
Don't laugh at me!
Because sporting violence is now the legal way to stop someone from making fun of you.
11.3% global
Wait, what?
Is it fish or fishes? How many Pisces am I holding up?
18.3% global
Cannonballs of Steel
You showed Cap'n Crenshaw who has the bigger cannonballs.
9.3% global
The Whole Flock
You certainly just showed up Birdie's whole flock!
26.1% global
No Coffee Breaks!
How does she not need the restroom after all that coffee?
18.4% global
This Guy Cheats...
How does this guy keep healing like that?
10.3% global
You're the Donald Now
There can be only one!
16.4% global
Not the Hair!
You sure messed up Donald Thump's hair real bad. He did not look happy.
9.8% global
Hockey Pucked
You countered a cross-check with a butt-ending haymaker. Most of these are hockey terms.
11.1% global
Targeting Systems
That's what he gets for buying secondhand missiles.
9.8% global
Supreme Leader
People in North Korea are now calling you their Supreme Leader. Assassins are probably after you now...
11.0% global
