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Achievements
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Tea Leaf
Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp
6.0% global
Wrong Number
Spent time waiting for a call
7.1% global
The End
Completed the game
27.7% global
Completionist
Triggered all of the story in the game
2.9% global
Graffiti Artist
Found all the Chads
6.5% global
Bibliophile
Read all of the Bittern books
3.6% global
Radio Enthusiast
Listened to all the radios before doing anything else
2.8% global
Lost
Read all of the You Are Here maps
3.5% global
Howard's Train
Spent time playing with Howard's train set
5.7% global
Trainspotter
Noted all of the train numbers
8.9% global
Perpetual Motion
Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes
6.6% global
Moonwalker
Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds
11.5% global
Backtracker
Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game
3.0% global
Open Ended
Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc
3.5% global
Hypochondriac
Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times
6.4% global
Ready Meal
Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy
4.7% global
Last Orders
Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler
5.2% global
Passive Observer
Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all
18.2% global
