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Achievements
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Time Waster
Wasting your life away by having over an hour in this game
27.2% global
Lost?
Collect all the items and read every sign
19.0% global
Definition of Insanity
Finish the game 3 times
15.4% global
Mayo
Lose to final boss
54.5% global
Addiction
Collect all the cans of sparkling water
30.9% global
Efficiency Is The Answer
Beat the game in 15 minutes or less
29.0% global
Completionist
Find every object, kill every enemy, read every sign
13.6% global
Distracted
Read a Sign
89.0% global
Confused
Read Every Sign
20.0% global
Punch Fight
Have a punch fight with Jordan
90.9% global
Why?
Gain one level
32.7% global
New Mayo Lord
Defeat the lord of mayo
37.2% global
Live To Hoard
Collect all available items
30.0% global
