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Goat Queen
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Alexander Goatstafsson
Win the title bout!
What is its purpose?
Thrash the Goathenge
Angel Goat
Do no evil
Boulder of Death
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Demogoat
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Devil Goat
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
LOEK Master
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Pedestrian
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Goats 'n' Stuff
Hold your own concert
Rymdskepp I Rymden
Travel to space!
A Story About My Goat
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Disgusting
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Ling Ling Into Battle Go
Fight the turtles
Dodge This
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Mile High Club
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Goat Of The Hill
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
A Story About My Elevator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Mattress Madness
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Around the World on 5 Trampolines
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Try Hard
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Tony Goat
Finish all manual quests
The Flapmaster
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Valkyrie
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
One Ball
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Builder Goat
Find all the blocks
Is That A Goat?
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Hat Simulator
Buy all hats
I Freaking Love Goats
Find all collectibles on level 15
A new challenger has appeared
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Big in Japan
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Boat Ride
Enjoy your trip
Butthurt
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Don't starve
Eat 50 food items in one game
Elfstreet Boys
Baa with the choir
Excalitgoat
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Goat from above
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Gravity Goat
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Hang tight
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
I am Goat
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Jörgen
Jörgen
Look at it go!
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Love or Hate?
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Masterchef
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Mermaid Goat
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Music Non Stop
Jump on the launchpad
Not Again
Get deviously trapped again
Old Goat
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Shattered dreams
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Steal the Show
Do a card trick at the magician
Survivalist
Craft all items in one game
Survive for your life
Survive 10 days
The Charter Trip
Visit all zones on the MMO level
The Goa'th amendment
Craft all the weapons in one game
The Icelandic Experience
It never erupts when you want it to.
Too much fun
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Voluntary QA
Trash the server room
Warm bath
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Wheel Goat
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
You raise me up!
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Goatipede
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Bounce it!
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Goatfellas
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Retirement
Just finish that one LAST job.
Le Voyage Dans la Lune
A Trip to the Moon.
GoatBall
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
What’s the count?
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Itsamee!
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Plentiful masquerade
Wear 30 masks at once.
The Song of my People
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
The Big Score
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Dastardly
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Use the sword, goat
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Be not afreight
Destroy all freighters
Ruler of the seven skies
Blow up all pirate ships
Bacon marauder
Shoot down 30 police ships.
The alien or the egg?
Headbutt all alien eggs
NERD!
Find all collectibles
I wanna be a baahlionaire
Gather $1000000
My little brony
Find all the pony horses.
Testaholic
Complete test chambers.
It's working... IT'S WORKING!
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Splishy splashy
Visit the badehaus.
The world is your canvas
Tag 10 walls.
