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Achievements
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Blue Screen
Touch the infoboard 100 times
7.4% global
Steady Tentacle
Finish the first level without knocking any items off the desk
5.6% global
Always Ready
Don't let the laser battery deplete in level 2
14.5% global
The Best In The West
Kill two or more robots with a single bullet in level 3
40.6% global
All I Need Is a Tentacle
Finish level 4 without using the WASD keys
4.1% global
No Touchy
Finish level 5 without grabbing the crystals with your tentacle
10.1% global
I Know What To Do
Place two first planet parts in place before reaching the space in level 6
4.5% global
2Spooky4Me
Finish level 7 without dropping the rattle
8.0% global
Think With Portals
Teleport 5 or more desk items in level 8
4.2% global
No Controls Necessary
Finish level 9 without pressing the planet controls button
4.5% global
Put The Cookie Down
Hold the phone long enough to hear it
6.2% global
I Didn't Know I Could Do That
Finish level 11 without using the hammer once you get the pistol
5.8% global
No Bugs Allowed
Don't let the planet have more than 50% of infestation
4.8% global
Not a Single One
Don't waste a single crystal tree by dropping it on the floor
5.6% global
Perfect Memory
Complete Level 14 without making one mistake in Simon Says game
4.1% global
This Was a Triumph
Finish the internship successfully
6.6% global
