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Great taste in vidya, king.
You opened h8machine.
89.8% global
how do i play card????
You finished the tutorial.
73.2% global
Hidden Achievement
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19.2% global
He's watching.
You won against the Janny.
23.2% global
This just proves me right though...
You won against the Winner.
21.7% global
Professional Offender
You won against the Victimancer.
16.2% global
No theatrics
You won against NoDrama.
19.7% global
WORDSWORDSWORDS
You won without pics in your deck.
57.5% global
Artist
You won with 6+ pics in your image folder.
10.9% global
Touching Grass
Win a fight with full brain.
38.6% global
Touching Cloth
Win a fight with almost no brain.
28.0% global
(This achievement does not constitute financial advice)
Win a fight with 100$ or more.
7.4% global
Enjoy the silence
Win with no posts in play.
27.8% global
SHUT IT
Win with 10+ posts in play.
15.9% global
clown badge
Beat the CLOWN FIESTA mode.
1.2% global
the absolute madman!!!
Beat the MAD LAD mode.
0.9% global
Rigged!
Beat the SHUFFLER IS FINE mode.
1.7% global
Didn't see it coming.
Beat the BLIND REVIEW mode.
1.3% global
LAUGH OUT LOUD
Beat the final boss with a mostly 🤣 deck.
8.3% global
To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand h8machine.
Beat the final boss with a mostly 🤔 deck.
4.9% global
RAGING WITH A FORCE OF 1000 SUNS
Beat the final boss with a mostly 😡 deck.
6.5% global
This is so sad, can we get 100 likes?
Beat the final boss with a mostly 😭 deck.
4.9% global
L is for the way you lick your mic...
Beat the final boss with a mostly 😍 deck.
8.8% global
Average Checklist Fan
Beat the game with 20 different reward personalities.
0.9% global
Average Achievement Enjoyer
Beat the game with 40 different reward personalities.
0.4% global
Average Trap Enthusiast
Beat Challenge LVL 1 (without easy mode).
3.7% global
Average Bot Lover
Beat Challenge LVL 2 (without easy mode).
2.3% global
Average F2P BTW
Beat Challenge LVL 3 (without easy mode).
1.3% global
