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A Show Of Hands
Well… There we have it… Votes are in and it turns out that you’re a bit of a p****y…
30.6% global
Backhanded By Mom
I SAID I’M SORRY MOMMA – I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUUUUUU!
1.8% global
Biting The Hand That Feeds You
Looks like you pissed off Barbara more than usual… She ain’t coming back for nobody!
1.7% global
Blood On Your Hands
Looks like it’s all downhill from here, inmate. Prison life is definitely not the best life.
36.7% global
Butterfingers
Oh dear! Looks like you’re gonna be sending out more than just bad vibrations now.
58.9% global
Finger On The Button
NEVER PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!
27.7% global
Finger On The Trigger
Hate to say it, but I think you just got JFK’ed… Too soon?
1.7% global
Finger In The Pie
If the pie is Chewboiye’s stash, does that mean your finger is in the joint? Are you smoking yourself??? Duuuude….
15.7% global
Firsthand Encounter
Sounds like they might probe more than just your brain…
14.8% global
Getting Out Of Hand
You drugga! Can you see the light at the end of the tunnel yet?
10.3% global
Getting Your Fingers Burned
And your toes, and your feet, and your legs, and your tummy, and your chest, and your neck and your head.
23.7% global
Goes Hand In Hand
Go hold hands with your new prison butt buddies!
25.6% global
Hands In Your Pockets
You died before you even started the game. What are you even doing? Nothing, obviously. Wow. Useless.
10.3% global
Heavy Handed
Wow! Aggro much? Take it easy, buddy... Or don’t. Either way.
1.7% global
Iron Hand In A Velvet Glove
Looks like the iron hand has spoken! Death by exorcism for you, Emily Rose!
41.3% global
Lend A Hand
Paramedic Shmaramedic, am I right? Well done for having such a tight grip on your life, your guts and that cell phone.
50.2% global
Nimble Fingers
You moved that finger so fast I couldn’t even see it! Did you even listen to those sick tunes?
21.9% global
Overplay Your Hand
Yep, you literally over did it on the hand gestures, now you’ve joined both gangs, and they don’t like that very much. Loyalty isn’t your forte.
18.7% global
Receiving Handouts
Too blessed to be stressed! Gotta love some free stuff!
1.7% global
Right Hand to Chewboiye
I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth except for when I don’t wanna tell the truth.
43.7% global
Sit On Your Hands
Better not get your hands to dirty with these makeshift drugs!
1.7% global
Take The Law Into Your Own Hands
You should never do this, especially if your first name is Donald and your second name is Trump.
20.0% global
The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands
Especially when those idle hands are as soft and smooth as yours.
22.8% global
When The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Hand Is Doing
You’ve finally got some company, after all this time!
12.6% global
