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Achievements
Human Resource MachineSync your progress to see which achievements you've unlocked.
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Green Optimization Award
green path fully optimized
4.6% global
Blue Optimization Award
blue path fully optimized
6.0% global
Orange Optimization Award
orange path fully optimized
35.9% global
Social Engineer
ask all bosses to tell you more
5.6% global
Queen of Inefficiency
solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge
8.0% global
King of Verbosity
solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge
28.4% global
Career Milestone 1
coffee time
89.0% global
Career Milestone 2
employee morale insertion
66.6% global
Career Milestone 3
sabbatical beach
58.8% global
Career Milestone 4
midnight petroleum
28.1% global
Career Milestone 5
where's carol?
24.6% global
Career Milestone 6
end program
13.1% global
Glorious Failure: Overflow
attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes
21.3% global
Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds
attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist
20.2% global
Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust
solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs
54.1% global
Excellent Instruction Follower
all levels complete. congratulations.
8.1% global
