Janet DeMornay is a Slumlord (and a witch)

Do you have the wits to escape Janet’s WICKED plans for you? It’s the renter’s nightmare - a SURPRISE INSPECTION! You have no choice but to do as you’re told and CLEAN.

• Fully voice acted
• Story-driven gameplay
• Set camera angles inspired by classic survival-horror games

Trapped in a maze of DEPRAVED magical appliances and the UNHINGED diaries of a DEBAUCHED faded television celebrity. Pray you can escape with what’s left of your SANITY.

• If Resident Evil expanded into full puzzle rooms
• No combat but plenty of mould-spraying
• ~5 hours play time

There’s something WRONG with your housemates. They are ranting and obsessing, and your itchy skin is turning as crumpled as Janet’s paper crafts.

You need to uncover WHAT she is doing in the house, HOW she is MANIPULATING you, and discover WHY she’s so … so… TALENTED.

• You’re so glad she’s your landlord!
• You’re so PROUD to have increased her revenue by 48.7% in the last financial quarter and you really don’t want anyone to miss out on this -
• FANTASTIC ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY
• Join the INNER REALTY family by investing in Janet’s Lakehousing™ Project

Come down to our showroom NOW!!

The Tone