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Dress to kill
Get your first armor
7.0% global
Knee-Deep in...
Kill 100 enemies
2.2% global
Tentacle surprise!
Maybe that was not wise
1.9% global
A horror cliche
Why would there be keys in a locked car?
2.5% global
Adult pacifier
Sometimes you just need something to get through the day
3.7% global
...OR IS IT?
Finish the game
1.6% global
It's set in Finland, can you tell?
Visit the sauna
6.8% global
Alcoholic
Drink all the beer and whiskey you can
1.7% global
Even a-holes need love
Save your boss
1.6% global
It's not Dark Souls, but...
You died
5.2% global
Lovecraft lover
Complete the bartender's quest
2.3% global
Don't kick the dog
Spare his life
1.7% global
A light twice as bright
Find the flashlight
7.0% global
Come play with me
Find the keys to the big house
5.7% global
"Pixie dust"
Find the bag of something
1.8% global
Insert Dirty Harry quote
Find that certain gun
1.9% global
A Mighty Flame Followeth
Build the flamethrower
1.5% global
An apple a day
Find an apple
7.8% global
Shitter's clogged
Keep on clicking the outhouse
1.8% global
If a tree is shot, will it make a sound?
Kill the huge tree monster
1.8% global
A family reunion
Reunite the sisters
2.2% global
Look at you, Hacker
Tamper with the plant computer
2.1% global
Feel the noise!
Start the generator
3.2% global
Collateral damage
Kill an enemy with the explosion of a Blow-up
2.7% global
Far out fungus
You've discovered the mysterious fungus
1.6% global
Junkyard bros
You've saved the two guys at the junkyard
1.5% global
