You are now Karen

Expiry dates are just suggestions

Lose your cool at the Con-Mart

Spoke with the manager, and destroyed him

Throw a tantrum at the Starcups

True serenity, through the misery of others

Go ballistic at the spa

Nobody's having a good time if you aren't

Rage at the restaurant

Nobody tells you what to do

Erupt at the grocery store

You have reached the ultimate form