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"Absolute Beginners"
Complete level 1.
82.9% global
"Manic Mond-eye"
Complete level 2.
79.1% global
"Holding Back The Tears"
Complete level 3.
74.1% global
"How Will Eye Know"
Complete level 4.
66.8% global
"The Beam Always Shines on TV"
Complete level 5.
60.9% global
"True Clonors"
Complete level 6.
58.9% global
"Rock Me Eye-madeus"
Complete level 7.
55.6% global
"Highway to the Danger-clone"
Complete level 8.
54.7% global
"When the Glorbing Gets Glorb, the Glorb Get Glorbing"
Complete level 9.
54.0% global
"Glory of Glorb"
Complete level 10.
53.9% global
"Glitching on the Ceiling"
Complete level 11.
52.3% global
"The Final Clonedown"
Complete level 12.
51.9% global
Wake Up
Finish the game. Pat yourself on the back. Return to consensus reality.
51.6% global
Take All The Credit
Watch the credits till the end.
47.6% global
D-C60
Find the first tape. There are more.
69.9% global
D-C90
Find all tapes in a single playthrough. You know nothing.
34.5% global
In Plain Sight
Find the hidden [REDACTED] room... There are more secrets.
46.8% global
Bad Directions
Follow the misleading Exit sign.
43.9% global
Wrong Turn
Find another way out of level 11.
52.3% global
Dishonorable Discharge
Discharge 100 beams. Such Negligence.
60.3% global
Number of the Beam
Discharge 666 beams. Beelzebuddy.
34.7% global
Hidden Achievement
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80.1% global
Hidden Achievement
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70.6% global
Hidden Achievement
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52.8% global
Hidden Achievement
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74.1% global
Hidden Achievement
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36.8% global
Hidden Achievement
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47.5% global
Jeff
Destroy Jeff. Did he deserve it? Eye don't know.
43.7% global
Hidden Achievement
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51.3% global
Not Making Any Friends
Disintegrate 20 technicians.
65.5% global
Where Did You All Go?
Disintegrate 86 technicians.
46.4% global
One-Eye Army
Obliterate 50 hazmat guards.
59.8% global
Baker's Dozen
Vaporize 13 clones. Unlucky to some.
51.7% global
99 Dead Ba-Clones
Vaporize 99 clones and hum that tune.
42.2% global
Clearance Sale
Destroy 100 objects. Big and small.
60.9% global
Spring Cleaning
Destroy 500 objects. Woof.
42.6% global
Exceeds Expectations
Achieve your first 5-smiley Rating (in your own plane of existence)
49.4% global
Bitmap Mayhem
Obliterate 256 hazmat guards.
48.4% global
See No Evil
Complete level 3 with no casualties.
39.6% global
Campaign for Ocular Disarmament
Complete level 4 with no casualties.
32.8% global
Invisible Touch
Complete level 5 with no casualties.
32.6% global
Pacifist Rim
Complete level 6 with no casualties.
32.7% global
Love is in the Air
Complete level 7 with no casualties.
33.5% global
Conscientious Objector
Complete level 8 with no casualties.
32.9% global
Glorbo Loves
Complete level 9 with no casualties.
32.8% global
Glitch Peace a Chance
Complete level 11 with no casualties.
32.9% global
Brotherly Love
Complete level 12 without killing any clones. Which is good, because they're special, just like you.
33.3% global
Two-Four-Five
In another universe, #245 is the hero. In this one, you vaporized him.
41.5% global
Completionist
Destroy EVERYTHING in a single level and the only thing you'll get is this stupid achievement.
33.2% global
Like You Found It
Destroy nothing in a single level and leave the place like you found it. Nice.
36.2% global
Logan's Run
Complete level 2 without destroying an explosive barrel. How did you do that?!
33.9% global
Boombox
Trigger 20 explosions in a single level.
52.5% global
Hidden Achievement
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38.0% global
Claws of Capitalism
Complete a level without being touched by the dark grasp of capitalism. You have nothing to pay here. Move on.
36.5% global
Laserboy
What is the secret of your power? Achieve a 5-smiley Rating on all levels across all playthroughs.
32.5% global
Hidden Achievement
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47.5% global
