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explore a deep and endless ocean instead of fighting your enemies. a 5 mile plus world awaits. have you ever? You know what I've always wondered about porcupine sex. They have all those quills and poison. It just seems dangerous to me and yet ive never heard of any
Life’s a Beach is a comedic sandbox adventure where you and a friend can explore a giant map, trigger bizarre in-engine story sequences, and laugh together on the couch—fast, chaotic, and endlessly silly. The game contains 11 achievements, 7 challenge sections filled with personality, wall running, and speed, and a 2-player mode that takes place on a single screen. Get your copy today!
updates
december 16th introduced race events that use a new mode that increases acceleration at the expense of top speed and increases sensation of speed significantly. it also included the ability to travel to texas to see the metrorail and see a giant chilidog as well as additional comedy bits and movie sequences.
june 26th now runs flawlessly on android 11 x8664 bit with gamenative. performance is amazing and controls can be amazing if you follow the guide at the bottom of the store page.
this game receives yearly updates. this year the yearly update should add 2 hours worth of content. this is the completionist update.
*these will not be added as achievements on steam but will be added to your save file.
*On Linux, requires Proton 7.0.6 * Contains a third-party EULA compact between users, players, and developers of Unreal Development Kit 3 games. Not designed for Windows 7 Service Pack 2, but it can run on it. See the Windows 7 obsolescence section at the end. Troubleshooting can be found in the developer help section before the Windows 7 obsolescence section.
Have you ever wanted to explore a deep and endless ocean instead of fighting your enemies? Have you ever? You know what I've always wondered about porcupine sex. They have all those quills and poison. It just seems dangerous to me and yet I've never heard of any porcupines dying from sex in the span of human history. It's just something we never really think about.
Multiplayer: Say no to splitscreen! All multiplayer happens on the same screen, on the same TV locally—you don’t need two TVs or internet.
Explore a massive UDK 3 map: The world is larger than a typical UDK 3 map—about 5 miles—and full of surprises. Along the way, you’ll uncover quirky in-game movie sequences, including a hilarious take on porcupine sex and another on abortion. the rest of the jokes take place within their own themed challenge area that loads nearly instantly and seamlessly allowing you to explore the world at your leisure.
Achievements:
Time Travel — Buy a soda
Fast, seamless gameplay: Load times in challenges are only ~1.5 seconds, and you can move across the map so quickly you’ll sometimes hover over the ground.
Fun with friends: Drop objects to attack each other, explore the world together, or activate the in-engine movie sequences. Everything is designed to be enjoyed on a single screen—perfect for couch co-op.
Steam Deck compatible: Works with Proton 7.0.6; 720p and 1080p tested. FOV adjusts automatically depending on resolution. For best results, 4K is recommended.
Ways to Play: Share one keyboard, with Player 1 controlling the camera. Use two keyboards and a mouse, or two keyboards and two mice. Play via Parsec or Steam Remote Play Together (if using Steam Deck at 720p, the highest-resolution screen should be host)
Extras: Fly faster than Sonic, discover hidden comedy bits, trigger a solar eclipse, and explore the largest possible UDK 3 map—all for just $3.
Windows 7 support: DRM-free and playable on Windows 7 Service Pack 2 64-bit even after Steam support ends.
Controls (local & multiplayer):
English
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