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What are you looking for here?
Try to access the C drive.
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Not enough loading for you?
Try to access the D drive.
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You never got to play the best NEXT-GEN game
Wait until "ULTRA NEXT GEN GAME" is finished installing.
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To the very depths
Find the end of the new folder.
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There's really no porn here, friend
Long wait for the "HOME WORK" folder to load.
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Bootstrapping asshole
Start Among Ass 4.
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Weak Internet
Click "refresh" in your browser.
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DOKA?
Try to recover DOKA 2 from the trash.
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Nothing will change.
Start the settings.
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Sweet dreams
Try to shut down the computer with the command line.
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ERR!R
See the blue screen.
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Not removable
Try to delete the "Home Work" folder.
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It's a demon!
To see what the ping is here.
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A true fan.
Jump to Slippy Floor games on Steam using the command line.
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Strike back!
Find the help file.
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