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Obtain every base game non-special gun and have it in your Inventory
16.2% global
Built to Last
Break The Automatatkarbinen down all the way to 1% Health without discarding of it.
15.2% global
Another Man's Trash...
Find all 100 Stashes
14.8% global
Reckless Sprinting
Reach 100 MPH and maintain that for 10 seconds.
23.9% global
In for a penny, In for a pound
Double Down twice in a row in SIDR and win both times.
18.3% global
The House Always... What?
Win by 5 Points or Less in SIDR.
14.7% global
Garry's Eighth Marathon
Beat M.A.L.M.O in under 2 hours.
16.1% global
Someone get Guinness here!
Catch a 160cm Fish or Higher
23.2% global
A rising tide lifts all the boats
Sell 25 Fish in a SINGLE Session.
14.9% global
Cry me a River
Use one of each Bait while fishing in a SINGLE Session.
16.7% global
Iridescent Soy
In SoyjakCraft, Beat a Run.
19.2% global
All for me, None for thee
Wager an Exorbitant 2500 Scrap in SIDR and win.
16.1% global
Scraping the Barrel
Try to get a Zombie in with the Petition in Mission "Funeral Producer"
16.0% global
Touch Base
Beat the First Chapter.
16.6% global
Ra's Maal
Reach 25,000 Scrap.
19.9% global
Videospeichern
Die to Kinetic Energy on the Honda Atsord by hitting a wall at an extraordinarily high velocity.
26.3% global
A Car walked up to you
Kill 10 zombies in a single session on the Honda Atsord.
55.9% global
LA. Traffic
Click the LA. Traffic on the Menu of Mission 5.
14.9% global
Jetlag
Break the Terminal Display at the Malmo International Airport.
15.5% global
Skip Ahh luck
Lose in SIDR.
17.1% global
HUMILIATED
Win by getting a 100 Straight, “5 cards in a row of the same suit” in SIDR.
16.2% global
Malaki - Abraham Talk
Get a K, Q, J Straight in SIDR.
15.3% global
Pre-Patch Sliquifier
inflict 100 overall damage from a single Chudifier Shot.
20.2% global
L.O.N.D.O.N
Stab 10 Zombies in a single session.
19.6% global
Rocket Propelled Sniper
Inflict 250 overall damage from a single Rocket Launcher Shot.
19.2% global
Sorry... No Rocket Jumps
Try to blow yourself up with a Rocket Launcher.
20.0% global
Literally Unplayable
Try to phase through the wall in Limhamn (gm_construct).
18.6% global
Gnome Chudski
Kiss the Gnome on the Turning Torso.
14.8% global
Horribly Balanced
Reach a Cumulative 500 levels on the skill categories.
17.1% global
Something Special For Someone Special
Get Gifted the Chudifier.
7.5% global
Racketeering
Buy the AVP, Falconer's-Glove, LEGACIZER and The-Babysitter (aka special guns.) from The Gunvendors in a SINGLE Session.
6.8% global
Bare Maximum
100% the game by following the instructions that are in the '100%' inside your PDA's Quest menu.
6.7% global
PAIN TRAIN
Fall off the Train Tracks in 'Mission 9, Skogaholmslimpa Walk-in Clinic'.
7.4% global
Get, Getting, Got Over It
Finish the Level in the Arcade Machine (in the Malmo Roundabout).
8.3% global
Two Faced
Beat the Final Mission.
7.3% global
