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Driver
It only really took one day.
63.1% global
Flushed
Down the toilet.
59.9% global
Brown Rocks
Those were not rocks.
74.7% global
At Least You Tried
He still gets zapped.
49.2% global
Hey!
I think I just got robbed.
60.7% global
Don't Mess With My TV
Your sister has a temper.
63.3% global
Another Satisfied Meaty Bites Customer
You threw up everywhere.
67.9% global
Expelled
Not even one day.
78.6% global
You Made the News
What kind of people are we letting in?
46.2% global
Sigh
You made Sando sad.
39.0% global
Interesting Recipe
That's not how you make a souffle.
41.6% global
Run Away
Number 582.
36.3% global
Run Over
Hit by five cars.
37.2% global
Please, Just Give Up
You can't win at this game.
35.2% global
Chicken Suprise
Gave Amanda your chicken suprise.
42.7% global
Sorry!
This stall was occupied.
49.2% global
Trevor
No, my name is Johnny.
64.8% global
I'm Sick of Talking to You
That was a long conversation.
39.8% global
Movies
These movies are not terrible!
38.2% global
Reformat
Deleted your game.
36.1% global
Bumholian
You can't play the game then.
48.4% global
Broke the Bus Driver
Just get on the bus.
39.8% global
