Survive a gatling-gun-wielding ATM machine with the power of love

Make enough ZuckCoin to pay your Existence Rent

Prevent a protester's death

Find 'Paradise Estates' micropodment complex

'Eye' a way to con an Orwell Identscan

Get your cybrain jailbroken with a specialist's help

Stop Captain Manhole's capture and get him out of the apodment complex

Witness the Eutropian slumsprawl and scorched-Earth wastelands

Encounter a thriving civilization previously believed to be impossible

Prevent Nostromo's stormtronics from causing a disastrous Close Encounter

Visit the Venurahn Capitol to meet with the billion-year-old High Steward

Sneak past the Yughoria Warzone's line of contact

Take down a Eutropian F-135 Starfighter with a Wrathion missile

Convince the native people you're not just protecting multi-planetary corporate interests for a percentage

Infiltrate an invaders' command nexus

Disrupt the DestrucStar's system using Lyth's countermeasures

Survive the collapsing Canadia IV - Eutropia border

Get footage of a murder by using a crime-doing regime's victim-locators

Save Fluke from a tragic, chemical-induced end

His mega hand uplifts a hydraulic heart, His optimized primeness shines golden cathode rays to illuminate a path

Bypass a shopperless automated store's security to secure a pivotal gem

Use a Potemkin consumerist store's vaporwares to coax a present from a serpentine elder

Survive escaping a hotel room in an in-situ apocalypse

Get through post-Ragnarok Neoliberon to the spaceport, with your bodily fluids intact

Best a world-ending bioweapon and survive the Neofeudal's omnicide

Meet an old, bitter, burnt-out colleague.

Learn the Secret of Orangatan Island and 'parley' with Long J. Silver

A washed up deadbeat terminates the jibber jabber and goes for the nuclear redemption option

Take a cosmic trip to a time and star system far, far away

Make it to The Creator's Lab without altering the Coastlandia timeline

Pass a Primordial trial and be set free by the Truth

Complete a space odyssey and witness the path of The Broken Ones and The New Silk Road

Free Nostromo from the Techno-King / CEO, Her Heinousness, and her agents / royal guard

Build the Red Star Coalition and ascend toward The Fulcrum Palace

Endure the G8 Summit

Break out of your prison cell

Overturn the chessboard, win the war of systems, terminate neofeudalism

Get 'The Name of God' right on the first try

'Set The Truth Free' on the first try

choose all correct dialog options when dealing with Knight-Cop

Find 'Dave' the Easter Egg in his hidey hole

Get every answer right when threatened by Karen

Start conversations with 80 different characters

Experience 140,000 words of text

Try to use Proto-J's Gold Desert Eagle on 9 objects.

Get every answer correct during the Border Guard interrogation the first time

Don't mess up a single time during Lyth's solo section of the game

Get the prime numbers answer correct the first time

Insist on opening Union Droid's stuck door

Don't mess up a single time during the police raid of Paradise Estates

Solve a mysterious homicide in a kitchen and break Scilla out of Stepford mode without making a mistake

Don't die a single time in Neofeud 2

Examine 400 different things, items, or characters

Die every possible way in Neofeud 2

Complete the game, having gotten every other possible achievement in Neofeud 2