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Achievements
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Where Is My Everything?
Open the “How To Play” menu and learn stuff
74.7% global
Do-Right
Complete one map
75.7% global
More-Do-Right
Complete five maps
39.8% global
Even-More-Do-Right
Complete ten maps
22.2% global
Seriously-More-Do-Right
Complete fifteen maps
14.3% global
Okay-Enough-Do-Right!
Complete twenty maps
9.4% global
Live Harder Next Time
Fail a map
38.9% global
Please NO!
Let Brian Jar die!
29.7% global
Heat Death
Get five levels deep into endless mode
71.8% global
Fast, Faster, Fastest!
Complete a time bonus sub-objective
91.7% global
Nobody Goes Home!
Complete the kill-all-creeps sub-objective
83.8% global
Leg It
Order Brian Jar to move
89.6% global
Cast Master
Use one of Brian’s special abilities.
87.0% global
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Configure a turret by changing its targeting priority
62.8% global
Better Is Better
Upgrade a turret
94.1% global
Not-A-Loot-Box
Destroy a Gleep container before the map wave goal
51.4% global
Piece Of Junk!
Sell an Artifact
40.8% global
Sweet Sweet Numbers!
Get a level-up
95.1% global
Numbers ... Numbers everywhere!
Get ten level-ups
44.1% global
My Numbers Have Gravity!
Get fifty level-ups
8.5% global
Die With Haste
Rush a wave
84.6% global
Severance Pay
Complete 42 maps
3.2% global
