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This is a club bouncer simulator meant for the types with a dark sense of humor but deep empathy of the feeling of exclusion, social isolation, and desensitization of the pleasures of life. Decide who is worthy and unworthy, while factoring in the club's status and the bouncer's health. Dealing with losers and drunks can be a very stressful job, and there is a support system of a bartender(shop), DJ(information), bottle girl(opportunities), and a loveable, taller, older dominating boss(raison...
This game is about vibe checks and judging who is worthy. A process we do every human interaction. The overall feeling of this game is to go with the flow while having fun scanning and judging people. You will also feel a power trip excluding people to make up for all the times irl you were excluded or rejected, gamers.
You are a club bouncer in the most exclusive club in the city. Just let the cool people in. Your boss doesn't like most of the crowd but they need the best of the masses to make money. You will occasionally meet interesting characters and unlock new lore and dialogue as the game progresses.
Vibe checks, ID Checks, and x-rays are your medium. Scan your guests and see if they are worthy for the club's reputation. Based on your aura/character type, you will get funny and interesting scans of some of the club guests. Some may have an invalid ID, others may carry contraband. You can still let them in. Apparently your club needs a lot of pretty people and money machines/simps to keep the lights on.
Occasionally you will have to deal with problems. Thankfully, you can remove them from existence, but it could take a lot of unnecessary energy. You can also take bribes for your self-interest. There are likely consequences, as hitting or killing denied guests causes stress, which depletes health.
Unlock upgrades or sustenance, like real life! But watch yourself...you could end up self-sabotaging by drinking too much. Thankfully you have an attractive migrant barkeeper will keep you in check. When he wants to...
This is about atmosphere, mood, kickass beats, and talking with your coworkers. They talk like regular people, use slang, and may even give you dating advice. Among other things.
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While this game is full of insults, burns, and other toxic expressions, the developer highly, highly, highly, discourages being a judgmental prick in real life. Definitely not worth it. As usual, this game is a labor of love with ADHD-infused mechanics.
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