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The Enlightened One
Take a look at the tutorial.
22.2% global
Fashion Beast!
Buy every type of clothing in a single game.
15.1% global
Fashioning the Birthday Suit
Win a game butt naked.
13.6% global
Easy Living
Finish a Short game.
45.7% global
Living on the Edge
Finish a Medium game.
51.1% global
Hard Knock Life
Finish a Long game.
53.1% global
42.195 km
Finish a Marathon game.
42.1% global
I'm Quite a Big Deal Online, 'ya Know
Win an online multiplayer game.
32.3% global
Intense Hunger Games
Win a long game without eating once.
0.9% global
I Wasn't Hungry Anyway....
Forget to eat 10 times in a game.
29.7% global
Would You Like a Combo?
Try the Bear Combo.
56.7% global
Cluckers is Life, Cluckers is Love
Eat a Cluckers meal on every turn in a marathon game.
1.2% global
Ready for Winter
Never go below 2 weeks worth of food in your fridge in a long game.
2.4% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
2.6% global
Rinse and Repeat
Work 20 times consecutively without other actions.
15.3% global
Welcome to Indiana
Win a game without going to the gym or culture center.
5.5% global
Freedom Fries
Eat only fries in one game.
7.3% global
Big Boss Pants
Win a game as a CEO.
17.7% global
Someone has to do it
Win a game as a janitor
4.0% global
Wait, What is This?
Invest in pork-butts.
59.9% global
Nice Butt!
Invest 20 times in pork-butts.
19.0% global
You're Terminated, F*****
Beat the CPU in all game modes.
1.4% global
No Time to Relax
Play a total of 8 hours
15.8% global
Best of Every Life
Win a game with each character.
1.9% global
Free Willy
Relax while naked with max happiness.
6.5% global
I'd Like to Take a Loan to Pay My Debt, Thanks
Owe the bank over $1,000.
5.1% global
Moving Up in the World!
Move into Fancy Housing.
62.0% global
Fancy Lifestyle
Live in the Fancy Housing for a total of 100 weeks.
13.0% global
Crypto is the future! Hey, hey hey!
Make a profit from Bytecoin investments
52.8% global
Bytecoins Can Only Go Up
Make a total profit of $1000 from Bytecoins.
10.8% global
I'm an Investor
Make a total profit of $2000 from Stocks.
6.3% global
#lotto
Buy 5 Lottery Tickets in a game.
55.1% global
Intervention is Needed
Buy a Lottery Ticket 10 weeks in a row.
10.3% global
It's Not an Addiction, I Can Stop if I Want
Buy a Lottery Ticket every week in a game.
1.9% global
Congratulations, Now What?
Complete the University tree.
37.8% global
Exam Season
Spend half your turn studying for 2 weeks in a row.
39.9% global
Student Life
Have $0 in your wallet after enrolling in any university course.
43.7% global
Cutting Phase
Work out 10 weeks in a row.
12.7% global
Flexible
Do yoga 4 weeks in a row.
21.6% global
Dirty Bulking Phase
Eat fast food after working out.
65.9% global
Mattress Money
Win a game without depositing money into the Bank
26.2% global
I'm a Saver
Store a total of $99.999 in the Bank.
2.1% global
Hey Friend
Visit the girl in the Culture center every week in a game.
1.2% global
It's My Parents Money
Always pay your rent on time in a game.
50.0% global
One Small Step...
Go to space.
48.6% global
True Hiker
Hike a mountain 20 times in a Marathon game.
1.8% global
You Never Walk Alone
See a soccer match 6 times in a long game.
2.0% global
Let's Get the Party Started!
Go see a concert 2 weeks in a row.
9.5% global
Have to Start Somewhere
Work as a janitor for a total of 101 weeks.
7.4% global
No Experience Needed
Achieve a total of 200 work experience.
82.0% global
Requirement: Kindergarten
Achieve a total of 400 work experience.
79.2% global
Requirement: Elementary School
Achieve a total of 800 work experience.
75.4% global
Requirement: Secondary School
Achieve a total of 1.600 work experience.
70.1% global
Requirement: College
Achieve a total of 2.400 work experience.
66.3% global
Requirement: University
Achieve a total of 4.800 work experience
58.0% global
Requirement: CEO
Achieve a total of 9.600 work experience.
46.7% global
Requirement: Superhuman
Achieve a total of 19.200 work experience
25.7% global
Preparing For a Disaster
Buy a Fire Extinguisher and a Fire Alarm
43.4% global
Lots of Time to Relax
Your stress level must be 1 or lower for a whole Marathon game.
7.9% global
Walked 500 miles!
Walk a total of 500 miles.
21.5% global
Never Got Time to Relax
Reach stress level 40.
3.6% global
Naked and Afraid
Spend a total of 50 weeks naked.
4.3% global
I Just Like to Look Nice
Buy a suit without having any education.
4.5% global
Hoarder
In a single game buy all the items possible for your apartment.
19.9% global
Regular Ramsay
Buy everything for your kitchen and fully stock your fridge.
26.8% global
Where are the Developers?
Find all the developers in the game.
1.1% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
13.6% global
