A traditional Finnish folk card game, brought to Steam. Shed your cards, nuke the pile, bluff your friends — don't be the last one holding. Full Finnish and English. Online multiplayer included.
Paskahousu (Finnish: "shitpants") is a traditional Finnish folk card game,
brought to Steam.
The rules are simple. The humiliation is not.
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Play your cards higher than the pile. Use 2s to reset it, 10s to nuke it.*
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When your hand runs out, play from the table — then flip your hidden cards*
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blind and pray. The last player holding cards becomes the paskahousu.*
GAME MODES
- Quick Match — 1v1 against an AI bot. Easy, Medium, or Hard.
- Tournament — 8-player single elimination bracket. Win three 1v1 matches in a row to take the crown. Lose one and you're out.
- Online Multiplayer — 1v1 against real opponents. Invite Steam friends directly from the lobby.
PROGRESSION
- XP rewards every game, level 1 through 100+
- Rank from Bronze through Silver, Gold, Platinum, Diamond, all the way to Legend at level 100
- Unlock card borders, avatar borders, play effects, emotes, and titles — 60+ cosmetics in total
- Earn titles like Nuke Master, Comeback King, Pile Dodger, Speed Demon, and Destroyer
FEATURES
- Full Finnish and English localization — authentic language, not a translation
- Steam friend invites — challenge your friends from the game lobby
- 13 Steam achievements — from First Game to Legend
- Card flip animations, pile explosions, and nuke effects
- No pay-to-win — all cosmetics earned through play
