Save the princess from captivity.

Obtain your first piece of equipment.

Finish the story while keeping your starting weapon in the bag.

Defeat the Lizard Commander by wearing a shirt.

Complete the story part without ever staying in place.

Return from the campaign having drunk all your water.

Go into battle with a full inventory.

Take down a lizard with a single frying pan strike.

Survive a battle with a lizard while having less than 5% health.