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Instant Regret
What's your refund policy on digital downloads? :)
97.1% global
Hidden Achievement
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12.1% global
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3.9% global

Scrapbooker
gosh dang film is so expensive
5.4% global
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8.7% global

Healthy
Go outside or something?
8.9% global
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6.2% global

Photo Finish
Defeat Brain using the power of her low self-esteem.
9.1% global

Pizza Pacifist
See, Inner Me? Chris is harmless!
7.7% global
Hidden Achievement
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14.6% global

F for Effort
You don't need a twistulator to calculate how much you suck at basketball.
8.5% global

Chemistry Whiz
Strong Bad... the most important element.
10.8% global

Good Friend
Do it for the free tickets.
14.8% global
Hidden Achievement
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6.2% global
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6.7% global

Incendiary
Sav complains, but he actually finds this super gratifying.
5.1% global

Defiance
Get the Arim bad ending.
11.8% global

Dream Guy
Get the Chris bad ending.
8.7% global

Pun-ishment
Get the Sensei bad ending.
6.4% global

Garbage Proletariat
Get the Lamp bad ending.
13.1% global

Infiltrator
Get the Keen bad ending.
7.3% global