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CoproTech Enterprise Solutions · 8 Apr 2024
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Part visual novel, part WarioWare-inspired minigame collection, Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop is a modern workplace comedy that you can beat within a short session in your office bathroom stall. Multiple stories, multiple minigames, and multiple endings provide replayability.
You: once young and intelligent, beaming with passion and ambition, have been crushed, ground down, melted and pressure-injected into a cog-shaped mold in the industrial dehumanization machine we call first world finance capital.
Your pleasures are now few:
Now picture, if you will, this horrifying scenario:
You have just consumed your ration of abstracted and essentialized food and are suddenly overcome with the urge to immediately expel Poopee. Just as you begin inching from your desk, the corded phone practically bolted to it begins to shriek. It's your boss and he needs something from you and you have to take great notes.
Now, what do you do?:
A. Declare your need to eject Poopee, hang up on your boss, and risk the safety and security granted to you by your job? B. Obediently listen and eject the Poopee directly into your pants? C. Navigate a middle road: get enough information to do a good enough job while making it to the bathroom in time before you soil yourself?
Part visual novel, part WarioWare-inspired minigame collection, Please Leave Me Alone, I Need to Poop captures this modern struggle. What will you choose? Will you succeed?
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