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Become a corrupt politician in this satirical deck-builder where you manipulate voters, sabotage rivals, and pocket campaign funds to win at any cost. Debates with rock-paper-scissors, deliver speeches by spinning roulette, and handle budgeting by ignoring the people's needs.
Start as a community leader and climb to world leader. Each campaign unlocks new cards, staff, and dirty tricks that make your next run even more devious.
Bloc System Each campaign meet new voters with different quirks, demands, and emotional volatility. Manage them well and they will reward you. Ignore them and your approval rating gets set on fire.
Fast-Paced and Replayable Each campaign lasts about 5-10 minutes, roughly the same attention span as the average voter. Perfect for quick runs, shameless retries, and unlocking upgrades you probably did not deserve.
Dynamic Gameplay Every turn rewrites the rules because politics is chaos and so is this game. Cards react to the situation, the situation reacts to your cards, and if everything falls apart, just merge two cards and pretend it was a strategic masterplan.
Powerups That Carry Over Collect Campaign Buttons, hire questionably qualified Staff Members, or unleash full scale Propaganda. Whatever you hoard, plus leftover Funds, rolls into your next campaign. Fiscal responsibility not included.
FEATURES
Win by any means necessaryClimb from local nuisance to world leader in a political campaign where dignity is optional.
Build a deck full of dirty tricksRaise funds, gain support, and sabotage your rival with every card you play.
Merge cards into stronger playsCombine cards to create bigger moves, nastier combos, and beautiful campaign nonsense.
Every campaign plays differentlyVoters, events, weather, and your choices constantly reshape the board.
Outsmart a rival who fights backRead their intent, disrupt their moves, and stop them before they go all-in.
Win over voters with impossible demandsManage competing blocs, shifting loyalties, and the delicate art of making nobody happy.
Survive chaotic political minigamesDebate, budget, and speechify through satirical side events that can swing the campaign.
Unlock new perks, staff, and upgradesGrow stronger across runs with powerful bonuses, shady helpers, and lasting campaign tools.
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