Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?

As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:

• Rimington, the hunky shotgun
• Viper, the chaotic revolver
• Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).
• Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper

Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!

Key Features

• Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!
• A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!
• Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!
• Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!
• 100% Streamer Safe!
• Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!
• Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!
• Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!