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CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat.
4.3% global
ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees.
4.0% global
ARSONIST
150 kills using fire.
4.0% global
DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee.
7.9% global
PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete.
5.5% global
REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
4.5% global
CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
4.6% global
PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
3.9% global
SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
7.3% global
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims.
7.9% global
T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps.
5.5% global
NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills.
13.9% global
PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
4.1% global
SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60.
10.4% global
STALLONE
Complete game using only melee.
3.8% global
EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol.
3.8% global
I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off.
4.1% global
KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
4.4% global
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
4.0% global
EMO
Injure yourself.
68.4% global
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males.
3.9% global
WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills.
6.5% global
PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars.
4.8% global
PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows.
4.9% global
THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
4.2% global
FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times.
5.9% global
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
60.5% global
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time.
30.3% global
COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
8.7% global
SCOFIELD
Escape from prison.
12.0% global
REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner
19.5% global
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader.
8.7% global
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
8.0% global
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
11.9% global
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
16.8% global
