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And so it begins...
Make your first kill.
53.1% global
Oh, you press F1!
Start the second level.
31.4% global
Dirty knees
Duck under a rocket.
20.3% global
Forrest Gump
Run for 5 minutes.
36.5% global
How Kevorkian!
Perform your first execution.
27.0% global
Patrick Bateman
Make 100 kills.
32.5% global
Dexter
Make 1000 kills.
17.4% global
Mickey and Mallory
Make 10000 kills.
11.6% global
Half-mast hard-on
Complete level 10.
18.1% global
Get a girlfriend
Complete the game.
16.1% global
Bulletstorm
Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
11.5% global
Peter North would be proud
Hit 100,000 targets.
11.6% global
Holes is holes
Take 10,000 hits.
11.9% global
Z for Zachariah
Complete the game having killed everything.
12.7% global
Boondock Saint
Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
11.8% global
I swear, the AR is for hunting!
Complete the game using only the M16.
12.1% global
Army of One
Use every weapon in the game.
13.0% global
From my cold, dead hands
Complete a level with less than 10 health.
18.2% global
NOPE! Chuck Testa.
Fight an ostrich.
18.6% global
You want our autograph too?
Watch all the credits.
7.7% global
Ballmer Baller
Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.
6.5% global
The Hell's Fargo Wagon
Firebomb the band.
14.7% global
Took a banger in the mouth
Take a rocket to the face.
42.8% global
Never nude-ist
Kill a naked person.
6.9% global
Sissy
Enable cheats.
6.4% global
I'm afraid I just blue myself!
Commit suicide.
30.8% global
Bad touch!
Touch someone while burning.
22.4% global
